My niece calls them strawbabies

  • Neil's brain: But if God doesn't exist, how the hell do you explain strawberries?
  • Neil: No, I know. I know. They're really good.
  • Neil's brain: They're delicious.
  • Neil: I love them.
  • Neil's brain: I LOVE them.
  • Neil: I know.
  • Neil's brain: Well?
  • Neil: Well, what?
  • Neil's brain: Where did strawberries come from?
  • Neil: Probably from some sort of God. You're right.