Ed Helms vs. Ed O’Neil in a jokefest, who’d win?

A fellow contributor to NBAOffseason, HW&W (also the proprietor of one of my favorite blog titles Oakley & Allen) asked:

Ed Helms vs. Ed O’Neil in a jokefest, who’d win?

Al Bundy

Polk High’s very own.  It’s close right now, but O’Neil’s got the history.